Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to buy yourself a hot treat, but then — WHAM! — roadblock?
So do I. Nothing should come between a woman and her goals. Besides, retail therapy is practically in the Constitution! Am I right?
You know what else really frosts my cookies? Outdated FAQs. Because, listen, I’ve got the newest tablet and the newest phone and your hand-coded endless scroll is sooooo 2000.
Well, color me mortified! Loose Id is guilty as charged.
I can’t let that stand. I absolutely can’t. So give a woman a hand, will you?
In comments, Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr Ask, G+ or my email — fire away. The CIO is in!
Yours in romance and retail therapy,